Funniest Login Names

Mojo-jojo · Apr 9, 2001

Ok, we had a funniest server names thread...Time for logins.I just thought of this because I was sitting next to another worker here, and I watched her login.Her name is Ana Luna. We use the full first name and last initial scheme.Poor girl is Anal.You guys got any?

Flawed · Apr 9, 2001

How about just a name. Foreign exchange student at my college: Fu Qu.

The_ABG · Apr 9, 2001

A former boss had worked at a place with a number of Vietnamese (I believe he said) immigrants. He honestly says that there were 3 guys there who were named... Truc, Duc, and Phuc. I've known some Trucs and Ducs, but... View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Meowhead · Apr 9, 2001

One of the applicants for PhD program in my department: Tang Yu.

doshin · Apr 9, 2001

i declare racial amnesty on this post, i am asian, but...last job, there was a karen chin, username chink.

Flocito · Apr 9, 2001

When I was younger my family hosted an exchange student from Japan and her name was Miho.

doshin · Apr 9, 2001

btw, ana luna is the coolest name ive ever heard. it sounds like a videogame/anime character.

Mindphaser · Apr 9, 2001

not a logon name but I saw this on a talk show or late night show once: "Fook Yu restaraunt". Man I'd love to have a name like that! View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

ornjblud · Apr 9, 2001

OK, this has nothing to do with computers.....When I was waiting tables back in college, I billed an American Express from a Mr. Richard Head.I couldn't help but wonder if he used Dick as a nickname. View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

iSpy · Apr 9, 2001

1.iSpy 2.logos3_bot 3.qwerty 4.noogie~iSpy~View image: http://members.fortunecity.com/sbon//sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/angel.gif

Mindphaser · Apr 9, 2001

.....what the hell are parents thinking about when they give names like that?Remember that sketch on SNL with Nicholas Cage, he and his wife trying to settle on a name for their soon-to-be baby boy? They go through a list of regular names like John, Joe, James, Paul etc, but they settle on some really stupid old Nordic name instead? And Cages name in the sketch is like Mr. Ausweepeh Johnson, but when a telegram guy comes to the house, the guy goes "Is there a Mr Asswipe Johnson". hehe, just thought of that sketch reading this thread View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

mercutio · Apr 9, 2001

my friend just got back from india recently. He got a business card from an architect over there... his name on the card: A.S. Dikshitsucks to be him....~merc.

Flub · Apr 9, 2001

I just had to setup a login for the son of the president of my company. His name is Andrew Butt.login: a_butt email: a_butt@buttcon.comView image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_razz.gifEDIT: Yes the company name is Buttcon. You may continue laughing.

rattechnica · Apr 9, 2001

There was a guy I went to college with named Tom Hegland. Since we had a first-initial-last-name username policy, he was TheGland online. Dope.

SkySlash · Apr 9, 2001

That one rules Flub!-SS View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

avatar08 · Apr 9, 2001

I used to work in a call center for a few years, we ran across several unusual names.a few of those I remember wereCherry Berry Peter Whacker and one lady called to change her name on her account to Nefretiti Rainbow Crystal Light.Had alot of fun with that one still haven't figured out where the hell she came up with that one though. avatar08

Jebediah · Apr 9, 2001

At a previous job there was a girl Tina Watson whos email was twatson.She was the only one of us who realized that spelled "twat's on"

bradministrator · Apr 9, 2001

I support users named:Stan Kastal ==> stankandShannon Murphy ==> smurphy View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

_Rand_ · Apr 9, 2001

There is a woman that works with my mom named Wendy Wu Fat.

Gandalf007 · Apr 9, 2001

Female employee: I know our e-mail addresses are supposed to be our first initial plus our last name, but could you make an exception? Pointy-Haired Boss: No. PHB thinking to self: That Brenda Utthead is such a whiner.

Nutt · Apr 9, 2001

on a kinda related note, one of our less sensitive uni login servers gives out paswords made of two totaly random words, seperated by a dash.my password is big-fish

I thought it was pretty cool for a randow Pword

death_tron5000 · Apr 9, 2001

My High School PE teacher was named Thomas T. Thomas. We never found out what the middle initial stood for, but I really hope that it wasn't also Thomas...

Napster Junkie · Apr 9, 2001

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> email: a_butt@buttcon.com <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I say we all send him a childish email with the contents of:<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> BUTTHEAD! HAHAHAHA! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I would laugh.-NJ

JokerFish · Apr 9, 2001

Catch-22:Major Major Major Major(that's a character's rank, first name, middle name, and last name)OH yeah... View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ttyR2 · Apr 9, 2001

One of the techies I worked with got a call from a lady named Frosty Leigh.

Fixxxer · Apr 9, 2001

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fiz · Apr 9, 2001

looks like Buttcon's site is down...damn, I want to see what services/products they provide.

Twig · Apr 9, 2001

Today I found an account on our system that was named simply: *I can't help but wonder how the different client software packages deal with that...

The Redawg · Apr 9, 2001

I had a guy call in to reset his password and I had to ask him his Authentication phrase. He repsonded correctly with Eat Shit and Die. I thanked him and changed his password. then fell out laughing.

Flub · Apr 10, 2001

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>damn, I want to see what services/products they provide<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>Sorry nothing quite so dirty as you must think...Buttcon is a construction company (actually we're general contractors). The president/founders last name is Butt. Founders name Butt... Construction company... ButtconBTW don't try e-mailing that address you won't get anywhere. When I told him what it would be he asked me if it would be alright to break with the standard naming scheme. I made the exception for obvious reasons.Don't anyone do anything stupid that's going to get me in trouble now. View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

SS 304 · Apr 10, 2001

I remember this one Indian girl from my junior high named Shital Patel.I used to make fun of her, like if a teacher was to call out ... "SHIT..... AL!" or something stupid like that...

Majesty5 · Apr 10, 2001

My friend Liz somehow ended up with the e-mail address "lez@(nameofcollege).edu". Kind of funny, because she did "experiment" with her roommate once. I told her next time, she needs to either invite me along, or at least bring a camer-... ah... Yeah... Velvet Room. Sorry.One of my best friends is Hindu, and he's got a little cousin named Ahkshit.Another of my friends was at camp once, and the counselor was calling roll."Smith... Jones... er... Shithead?"Then the person in question screamed out from the crowd: "It's SHI-THEED!!!"

Revelwood · Apr 10, 2001

A good friends now ex boyfriend was Peter Clapp.

Slamtilt · Apr 10, 2001

We do the first initial last name thing here too, and I have a someone called Polly Drane. When I realized how this would sound, I asked her if she'd like an exception made, perhaps first initial middle initial last name. Turns out her middle name is Patricia or something, for some reason she didn't think that would be much better... View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Shiva · May 15, 2001

My companies name is Integrated Software Specialists... ISS for short.To login to our PPP account you have to add a P to the user name, can't tell you how many clients I've had look at me odd when I type user: PISS

Emkorial · May 15, 2001

There was a username in the vax system of my school: Bui. First name Phuc. Yes, I really saw an account for a Fuck Boy

MaximusStuntus · May 17, 2001

There was this girl at my school... her name was Amy Hooker... her login: ahookerGo figure... View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif -MaximusStuntus-

dust · May 17, 2001

Login scheme is grad year, first four letters of last name, first letter of first name.02sparc - Craig Spargo, mi amigo. 03perrm - Matt Perry, yo. View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I gots a perrm! 03fuf - Francis Fu, mi amiga.The only really funny login I've seen at school is a name that Spargo made: God.

HyperKao"*" · May 17, 2001

My girlfriend's initials spell out the word CAOS, which is spanish for chaos.Not funny, but noteworthy...

Watcherq · May 17, 2001

My friend's name is David Ong. Initial of first name +last name... View image: /infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif. Hopes he is not here...

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