No problem with customer service because there is none!
Oh, where do I even start with Zoho? Well, let's just say my relationship with them went from blissful ignorance to sheer frustration in just over a year. You see, I used to think Zoho was the bee's knees because, hey, who needs customer service when everything's peachy, right? Wrong.
So, on the fateful day of May 2nd 2024, I dared to disturb the sacred silence by reaching out to them about an access issue. And here we are on May 6th 2024, still twiddling our thumbs in frustration because apparently, providing real assistance is just too much to ask for. Oh, but fear not, dear customer, for they've generously bombarded me with automated emails, filled to the brim with oh-so-helpful suggestions. How delightful.
But wait, there's more! Despite my valiant efforts in the realm of telephonic messages and follow-up emails (which, by the way, seem to vanish into the abyss), I've been graced with weekly reminders that my credit card is on the brink of expiration. Because, you know, heaven forbid my billing fails to go through in September when the almighty yearly payment is due. How considerate of them to remind me of my impending financial doom while conveniently ignoring my pleas for help.
Oh, but it gets better. I've been gallivanting across the globe for two whole months, and all I want is to regain access to my profile and start catching up. But alas, it seems easier to find a unicorn riding a rainbow than to get Zoho to sort out a simple access issue.
So, here's to hoping, praying, sacrificing a goat—whatever it takes—for a glimmer of hope that I might regain access before the dreaded September deadline. But hey, who needs renewal anyway? Certainly not me. So long, Zoho, it's been a rollercoaster of disappointment.
Date of experience: May 06, 2024